What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

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So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Everyone loved it.

'Endling' is a shape-shifting debut that takes on heavy themes with humor - NPR

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Debitis voluptas voluptatem ea sit.

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

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Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

COVID-19 patients with reduced kidney function who are vaccinated are more likely to survive: Study - ABC News

share office space ...

Still no good.

Still no good

Microsoft lays off hundreds of WA workers, weeks after companywide cuts - The Seattle Times

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Accidental discovery at New York planetarium unlocks secret into universe’s inner workings - PBS

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

No way

The one-man-army behind a ferocious new Raid-inspired beat-’em-up answers all of our questions - Polygon

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

One of Pop’s Hottest Stars Posted a Risqué Album Cover. All Hell Broke Loose. - Slate Magazine

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

So they tried

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Which Nike sneakers provide a "bona fide bounce"?