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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:05

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Debitis voluptas voluptatem ea sit.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Still no good.
Still no good
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...